Kids Say: Need Help?

Today I’m sharing another “Kids Say” pregnancy moment.  One of my sweetest kids, Brandon, raised his hand after I announced my pregnancy and said, “Ms. Alexander, what if you go into labor in the middle of class?”  I explained my due date was in the summer so that wasn’t likely.  His response was a completely serious, “Yeah, but if you do….  Do you want us to help you?”

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I very calmly and rationally gathered up all the class and professionalism I could muster and said, “OMIGOD!  NO WAY!  I want you to GET OUT!!!!”

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